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Plaid and Perceptive

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doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

  #dad jokes    #me oh my  

dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

  #me  

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

kaargue:

escape!!

  #cute things  
  #about me    #taco    #aw yisss  

cindersatmidnight:

RED

EVERYBODY DIES

BLACK

EVERYBODY DIES

RED

EVERYBODY DIES

BLACK

EVERYBODY DIES

  #les mis    #sobs loudly  
I don’t need gasoline to burn stuff down, guys. All I need is these two hands and a lack of adult supervision.
Bossuet, Book II (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
  #bossuet    #les mis    #omgomg  
spookymays:

#HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW

spookymays:

  #puppy    #GAHSBOSHDBFOUBEWRN TOO CUTE FOR THIS WORLD  
  #meow  

10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

  #puppy  
  #always  

gaytectives:

invader-raz:

gaytectives:

you wanna know what pisses me off

you wanna know

the silent “ent” at the end of verbs conjugated for ils/elles

seriously

seriously let’s just add thrEE SILENT LETTERS

FUCK YOU FRANCE

its really great when learning it and they want you to listen and then write what you hear. oh im sorry i cant hear tHE TEN SILENT LETTERS TACKED ONTO THE END OF YOUR WORDS

FUCKIGN SERIOUSLY

  #frenchis hard